A Christmas story

With Christmas now coming closer each day I'm sending you this little
story..........



Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for
his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys
as fast as the regular
ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed
Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More Stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy
bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of
whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the
liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the
coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen
floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the strawit was made
from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He
opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree. The angel said, "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the
Christmas tree.



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